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Kent Shacklett
We have been trying to get a
bio from
Kent
Shacklett
for quite some time but were unable to
locate him. With an Internet search
and by hiring the Wells Fargo detective agency we were finally able to locate
Kent
who changed his name to
Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
We all knew
Kent
as a mild mannered “
Clark
Kent
” type of guy in school.
You know … President of the Nerd club, member of the “Whiter Teeth
Organization” and active in the Tulsa Society to make phone booths larger.
If you will remember,
Kent
wore makeup to school and was often beaten up by members of the football team,
especially when he wore a bow tie.
At a beach a bully walked by and kicked sand in
Kent
’s face and the girls laughed at his skinny looking body.
After graduation from CHS,
Kent
went to dental school on a scholarship from the “Whiter Teeth”
organization. While doing research on a teeth whitening ingredient,
Kent
developed a secret ingredient. When
applying the ingredient to his teeth he noticed that he developed an accent.
He kept working and found that with slight modifications and if applied
to his body and by saying the magic word “Shazam”
he turned into “
Captain
Schwarzenegger
” (see picture above).
Of course all the girls marveled at his new appearance and he had his
choice of the most attractive ladies in town.
Originally
Kent
married a fellow CHS classmate (who wants to keep her name anonymous) and he
believes that several of the children are his.
His wife divorced him because he was a skinny little runt. This was
before he discovered his secret ingredient.
We heard that
Kent
vowed to never get married again as he was having too much fun as “
Captain
Schwarzenegger
.”
However,
Kent
was poor as a church mouse and needed to find a rich and powerful woman to
guide him in his wanderings. “If
I could only find a powerful woman whose father ran for Vice President then I
could be set for life. However she cannot be as good looking as me” he
thought. He found one, married her
and listened to her family’s political ambitions.
Unfortunately
Kent
did not have the stomach for their Democrat politics and he became a Republican
primarily to make lots of money. We
have since lost track of him. Heaven
only knows what happened to Arnold Schwarzenegger (aka
Kent
Shacklett
).
We did hear that Kent (Arnold) travels to New York City twice a year to ride the
subway and grope girls. Does
anyone know his whereabouts?
We are hopeful that
Kent
(
Arnold
) will attend the
CHS
50th
reunion and we sincerely hope he does not to say “Shazam” in front of the ladies.
Last updated
01/06/16