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Kent Shacklett

We have been trying to get a bio from Kent Shacklett for quite some time but were unable to locate him.  With an Internet search and by hiring the Wells Fargo detective agency we were finally able to locate Kent who changed his name to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

We all knew Kent as a mild mannered Clark Kent type of guy in school.  You know … President of the Nerd club, member of the “Whiter Teeth Organization” and active in the Tulsa Society to make phone booths larger.  If you will remember, Kent wore makeup to school and was often beaten up by members of the football team, especially when he wore a bow tie.

At a beach a bully walked by and kicked sand in Kent ’s face and the girls laughed at his skinny looking body.  After graduation from CHS, Kent went to dental school on a scholarship from the “Whiter Teeth” organization. While doing research on a teeth whitening ingredient, Kent developed a secret ingredient.  When applying the ingredient to his teeth he noticed that he developed an accent.  He kept working and found that with slight modifications and if applied to his body and by saying the magic word “Shazam” he turned into Captain Schwarzenegger (see picture above).  Of course all the girls marveled at his new appearance and he had his choice of the most attractive ladies in town.

Originally Kent married a fellow CHS classmate (who wants to keep her name anonymous) and he believes that several of the children are his.  His wife divorced him because he was a skinny little runt. This was before he discovered his secret ingredient.

We heard that Kent vowed to never get married again as he was having too much fun as Captain Schwarzenegger .”  However, Kent was poor as a church mouse and needed to find a rich and powerful woman to guide him in his wanderings.  “If I could only find a powerful woman whose father ran for Vice President then I could be set for life. However she cannot be as good looking as me” he thought.  He found one, married her and listened to her family’s political ambitions.  Unfortunately Kent did not have the stomach for their Democrat politics and he became a Republican primarily to make lots of money.  We have since lost track of him.  Heaven only knows what happened to Arnold Schwarzenegger (aka Kent Shacklett ).

We did hear that Kent (Arnold) travels to New York City twice a year to ride the subway and grope girls.  Does anyone know his whereabouts?


We are hopeful that Kent ( Arnold ) will attend the CHS 50th reunion and we sincerely hope he does not to say “Shazam” in front of the ladies.

Last updated 01/06/16